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Christine Lagarde | The Daily Show | Comedy Central
Clichés are the most common thing in America when it comes to France. Some French complain about it, others suffer with a smile … But very few French people actually ask for more! One’s hat down Madame Lagarde!



Tea or Coffee?

I might be wrong but I believe that only De Gaulle in France had managed to get conservatives protesting in the streets (to support his policy against the socialist party in the 60’s). I was not even born at that time. Since then, the conservatives have returned to work, leaving the streets of France to the left-wing protesters.

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Protest against Sarkozy’s rigorous economic policy in France – January 28, 2009

So imagine how unusual it is for a French to witness an actual right-wing protest such as the “Tea Parties” that took place today across the United States! These protests against federal deficits and the prospect of new taxes did not gather a lot of people, but it was worth reporting a few shots for my French fellows. Conservatives in the street! It doesn’t happen a lot in Europe!

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Fasten Your Seatbelts
April 2, 2009, 9:06 pm
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Here we go. This blog is officially entering the depression. No posts for weeks. Not that we lack some important news, but two or three letters are generally enough to report them: AIG, GM, G20, 3M and no need for additional comment. It’s depressing enough. So today, I jump on the rare occasion of some fun stuff that I received in my mailbox to hook up a nine-letter IV to this blog: Southwest.

This short sequence will delight those who like me are desperate to see video screens gradually replace the live choreography of the flight attendants before takeoff. As long as there is humor, there is hope!



Only few more days to sell your children!
March 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
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There are bargains you don’t want to miss. To restore peace and serenity in your home, while making some extra money in these difficult times: sell your children! It’s easy and it is legal in Mississippi!

But you must hurry. Mississippi’s preparing to enter the 19th century and will prohibit child selling very soon (another burden for the cost of labor in small businesses). So schedule your family trip in Mississippi right now! It won’t cost you more than a one way ticket for the children, and return on investment is guaranteed!

[Thanks to the Colbert Report for bringing these incredible facts to our attention]



Don’t You Get It???
February 6, 2009, 12:41 am
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C-SPAN is to the U.S. Congress what LCP-AN is to the French National Assembly: a boring TV channel with few viewers. But as LCP-AN remains constantly boring, C-SPAN can become somewhat exciting when the Congress investigates some of the most shocking scandals (which never happens in France. Well, not the scandals of course, but the investigation). Then, you get the excitment of the good and innocent kid watching the teacher (the congressman) lecturing the dunce (the federal agency that has not done its job) caught in the act of indiscipline.

When the scandal is about Bernard Madoff and his $ 50 billion financial fraud, and the teacher who conducts the investigation has the eloquence of Gary Ackermann, and when the dunce is nothing less that the formerly-very-honorable SEC, it gives us some good expiatory moments like this one.

Probably not enough to make the golden boys who are watching C-SPAN from a Caribbean beach feel guilty, but quite enjoyable for the average-joe-who-is-tired-to-be-considered-a-dummy.

In context,  Gary Ackermann is here referring to the SEC representatives who ignored (knowingly?) a detailed report on Madoff’s fraudulent activities that landed on their desk 8 years ago!



Steelers Again
January 29, 2009, 8:32 pm
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This blog’s officially turning black and gold. I did not write a lot about the Steelers over the past two years, but I can’t find anything else to write about for two weeks. It’s like a lancinating song that you can’t get off your mind. Everywhere I go: Steelers. Whatever I buy for lunch: Steelers. Chatting with neighbors: Steelers. Friday dress-down at the office tomorrow: Steelers. Watching the news: Steelers. Obama’s first week in office: Steelers!!!

Steelers, Steelers, Steelers! May the gods of football take pity on my sick mind and let us have some other thoughts after next Sunday.  Steelers’ fans are crazy. And it’s contagious.

In the meantime … here we go!



Space Steelers
January 22, 2009, 10:44 pm
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Another evidence that the Steelers Nation reaches far beyond planet Earth!

However, I’m surprised we did not see any “terrible towel” at Obama’s inauguration …



Crisis Marketing
January 13, 2009, 11:33 pm
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As the temperatures keep moving down and the unemployment rate keeps moving up, marketing has to adjust to the *ss freezing crisis. In their continuous effort to stick to market trends, some marketers are considering changing their company logo …

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(these modified logos are believed to be originally from Business Pundit)



US Porn Industry Needs Stimulus

I guess that a title like this will boost my blog’s statistics. But it’s not the (only) point of my post today. Yes, I was amazed – and amused – to learn that the American “adult entertainment industry” (let’s be PC) was actually lining up to get its share of the economic stimulus package offered by the government to help businesses cope with the crisis. But more importantly, I’m tired – really tired – to hear and read over and over from friends and in the American media that the American economy is going down “the French road”, with the underlying meaning that France is a socialist-like country that became a model in subsidizing its businesses.

France might not be a model of pure capitalism, but is certainly NOT the socialized economy most Americans imagine. As a recent example, French banks did not call for a bailout and did not get a dime from the French government to face the crisis (France handled the financial crisis by offering a (remunerated) state guarantee to lenders rather than giving out tax money without control). Neither did the car makers so far (none of them are state-owned by the way). As for the porn industry, well, I must admit that it might get “subsidized” by the French government investing in quality communication infrastructure that helps bring the high-speed Internet, cable TV and telephone for less than 30 dollars a month to a majority of the French population. But looking at my Internet bill here, I’m sure most Americans would appreciate subsidizing the porn industry that way too.

Bottom line, whether in France or in the US, there’s the same indecency in defending free markets, small government and low profit taxes when the economy is booming, and calling the government to rescue when markets are turning bad. Cutting jobs for the sake of global competitiveness in good times, while pretending that a government bailout would preserve jobs in bad times. Lobbying for tax cuts in the oil industry in exchange of R&D investment in alternative energies when gas prices are low, and give maximum profit to shareholders when gas prices are high … while still not providing taxpayers with any evidence of progress in alternative energy supply.

Privatizing profits and leaving losses to taxpayers is not capitalism nor socialism. It’s greed. And France is absolutely not different from America in that regard. The difference is that there has been more losses to socialize than profits to privatize in my country over the past decade. Unfortunately, it looks like America’s going to catch up soon … while remaining a capitalist economy for those who make profits. Just like France.



An Embarrassing Neighbor

We are celebrating our third Christmas in Pittsburgh this year. With the experience of the past years, we did a much better job decorating the house from the inside out and I can’t think of one thing that we could have done better. Even the kids find it great and are not as embarrassed by our “minimalist design” as they were last year (Dad, why don’t we have as much fairy lights as the neighbors?). Sure, we are still one step behind our neighbors’ impressive light display, but the patio string lights are looking “ok” now. At least it’s enough to bring some Christmas spirit to our house, while complying with our neighborhood’s lightening standards.

However, looking at some of the Christmas extravaganza around, I realize how lucky I am to live in a neighborhood that is quite below standards regarding outdoor lightening. The Post-Gazette today reports the story of Robert Cox from Baldwin – a borough near Pittsburgh – who put 75,000 flashing lights in his yard along with 68 giant candy canes and 13 inflatables to get a “wow whee” from his daughter. And of course, there’s also a sound system to bring the show live each evening!

Watch the result and you’ll understand why I love MY neighbors so much (and you may love yours even more ;-)