Filed under: Fun stuff, Just kidding | Tags: child -selling, Mississippi, USA
There are bargains you don’t want to miss. To restore peace and serenity in your home, while making some extra money in these difficult times: sell your children! It’s easy and it is legal in Mississippi!
But you must hurry. Mississippi’s preparing to enter the 19th century and will prohibit child selling very soon (another burden for the cost of labor in small businesses). So schedule your family trip in Mississippi right now! It won’t cost you more than a one way ticket for the children, and return on investment is guaranteed!
[Thanks to the Colbert Report for bringing these incredible facts to our attention]
Filed under: Just kidding, Politics | Tags: Barack Obama, CIA, FBI, NSA, Patriot Act, That one, US presidential campaign
I know I just said that I won’t report anything about the US presidential campaign, and I won’t. This is a post about international security. Knowing what I know, I feel compelled to share it with the world, urgently: America is about to elect a terrorist as president. I had to say it no matter what. This is too important to be ignored!
I know it for almost a year. There’s a guy called Barack Obama – let’s call it “that one” to keep it simple – who is running for president of the United States, and who is tied to all kinds of terrorist groups. I can’t tell you how I know it: it might jeopardize my source. Let’s just say that she bravely made it very clear in several public speeches. There’s also some evidence about that on YouTube. Just Google the code name “Obama Terrorist” and you’ll be amazed. If you stay focused during the commercial breaks on TV, you might also come across some undeniable facts.
I did not want to write about it earlier because I thought the FBI, the CIA, the NSA and Homeland Security would eventually drive that one out of cover without my assistance. It’s their job after all. I thought that they would eventually find out that his first and last name were nothing else than a cheap cover! Focus on his second name for god sake! Plus, the Patriot Act entitles them to maintain custody of any individual suspected of terrorism activities, which includes providing assistance to domestic terrorists such as you know who. That one should be under investigation for almost a year now! Time to stop him don’t you think?
But nothing happened. It seems like the billions invested in national security are not enough to catch such a well-known terrorist as Barack Obama. The next president will have to do something about that. All these security laws are a failure! The federal agencies are so corrupted. Meanwhile, that one is still running and we’re getting really close to the election now. I thought he might win because nobody is aware of that story. I don’t want to be responsible for that.
Unless I’ve been manipulated and the FBI is really doing their job, you must admit – given the evidence above – that there is a good chance that the next president of the United States will do all what he can to bomb his own country. Unbelievable? Not everyone thinks it is. Sadly.
Breaking News… Former Secretary of State and General Colin Powell endorses terrorist Barack Obama… Unbelievable???
